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Happy new year,  ya’ll!

I hope I’m not jumping on this train too early, but I’m stoked as f*ck for Easter!

I got JoJo to hide some eggs for this year’s big hunt. They’re a little on the brown side, but these drunk ass little gnomes won’t know the difference. See? I gotta hold this lil’ mutha’s hand hand just to keep him steady!

P.S. Um, I think ol’ Father Time’s packin’ a pretty fat carrot stick, if you know what I mean.

Hey ya’ll,
So there’s a new TRIO in town, fools. I came across this old pic the other day and got all nostalgic. Had to call my other 2/3rds and go ‘up’ memory lane, if you know what I mean.

♬ Come and knock on our door / We’ll be ready to ball / Three is the magicest number, ya’ll.♫

P.S. Apparently, I’m the only one who knew where the damn camera was at. Pssh, amateurs!!

hey ya’ll!

back from ridin’ bareback on the old campaign trail. um, after a ride like that, let’s just say TRIO better get on some padded barstools STAT!

so I gained a lil’ weight from eatin’ so many McPalins on the campaign trail but it’s NBD. nothin’ that a bit of Raul’s tex-meth can’t fix.

p.s. i think that damn polar bear stole my purple drank. you betcha i’m pagin’ TC right now to get the chopper and make those muthas do Dances With Wolves 2: Polar Express.

Hey ya’ll!
Just wanted to gallop on over the river and thru the woods to say wassup. Been hittin’ the bareback scene pretty hard lately, too busy diggin’ my spurs into the sweet fillies up here in the ‘Burg to get my blog on.

It’s all good, tho. All these muthas up here are ridin’ fixed gears — I’m ridin’ fixed hooves bitches! NO REINS, YA’LL!

P.S. I’m ’bout to skin this horse’s legs for some pants! Tight as hell, ya’ll!

P.P.S. You ever try to milk one of these muthas? Um, let’s just say “giddy up!”

Damn ya’ll. Jojo and I straight got took over in Beijing. We were trying to get in the bum toss event and they were all like, “Hey, what’s in that box over there? Betcha it’s a Breezer or two…” Um, long story short, Raul showed up because he was straight out of strained carrots and rescued our asses.  Let me smoke a bowl and take a whiz and I’ll get back to y’all…

ps. i had to eat jojos tail in there.

hey ya’ll.

So I ordered some Chinese, but those fools got my order wrong…

I said “wazzup, I ordered yellow rice.” So I took my ass to the Breezers tent up in Chinatown to get over the fact that my egg foo young was too old. Seriously though, all these damn kids were playin’ badminton or some shit up in the streets. Jojo was scared shitless. And for that mug to be shitless says a lot.

P.S. That lil’ honey had me drooling at 你好

Hey ya’ll,

New jams just dropped. Comin’ atcha. I’m about to quit this bloggin’ sh*t and go get my millionz on.

Look for us at the SOURCE Awards. JoJo’ll have about 20 saved poodles in his entourage.

P.S. Who let ol’ 7 Mile Jamie Kennedy in the band photo? Dang!

Hey ya’ll,

New band ya’ll. Took my side-side-project on tour to Hyderabad. JoJo didn’t make the original line-up, decided to take the bull by the horns.

How ya’ll feeling about our name? I wanted to go with Lutes and the Gay-Tals, but apparently Raul gots religion now.

P.S. I aksed JoJo to bring my bass and this is what I got. Someone forgot to eat they smartfood this weekend.

Hey ya’ll! Bet ya’ll didn’t know ol’ Rock did a tour in Bosnia! My buddy Drbdanyzyk just sent me this pic from a lil’ show I put on for all the troops doin’ they thang.

Ol’ JoJo came with me, of course, but he was off eatin’ an arm he found in the street when Big D took this pic.

P.S. How ya’ll diggin the threads? Stopped by the new Old Navy in Sarajevo on the way here.

Hey ya’ll. So, Jojo ran off over the weekend after he saw that Breezers ad. Apparently it’s been runnin’ a lot on el spanish channel. I’ve been looking everywhere but i can’t seem to find the lil’ mutha. I even got some sausages in my fanny pack to toss out.

I miss the lil’ scrapper. But to be honest, not so much the crapper…if you know what i’m sayin’! So if you guys see him runnin’ up in Bushwick or behind TRIO, tell him the Rock is sorry…

P.S. Who’s badd?